Comic stories #5
Announcement: 55-year-old woman, the mother of three coders, asks someone not so psycho to teach her Internet. Yesterday, electricity was switched off… I spent two hours without the Internet … I communicated with my family, they turned out to be pretty nice...
Comic stories #4
Three phrases causing panic: It will not hurt. I want to talk to you seriously. Incorrect login or password. Do you want to hide important information on your computer? Place it in the folder named “Read. Me!” or even better “license...
Comic stories #3
The Photoshop is 25 this year. Well, actually it is 38 but looks 25. A man comes home. Sits at the computer and starts shouting at his wife: – Did you do this? – No, how could I? – Did you? – With whom? – Tell me, did you do this? – Well, it was just once with the neighbor… – I asked if you changed the password to the...
Comic stories #2
Criminal Chronicle: – Yesterday a famous spammer was killed. 300 million addresses are in the list of suspects. A coder is standing by the window and closes and opens it. Closes and opens. Another one comes up and asks: – What are you doing? – Well, see: I can close it, I can open it, but I cannot minimize...
Comic stories #1
Do you know why Bing is searching so long? – It is Googling! Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I’ll find everything! Facebook: I know everyone! Internet: Without me you are nothing! Electricity: Well well! Perhaps one day Google will be improved so much, that on the request, “Where is the other sock?” you will get the answer: – Under the bed,...
Strong Password
– Sorry, your password has been used for more than 30 days, you must choose a new one! – Roses. – Excuse me, your new password is too short! – Pink roses. – Excuse me, a strong password should contain at least one number! – 1 pink rose. – Sorry, you cannot use spaces in your password! – 1pinkrose. – Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters in a password! –...