{"id":1172,"date":"2016-01-24T18:59:40","date_gmt":"2016-01-24T15:59:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/?p=1172"},"modified":"2019-06-11T11:47:09","modified_gmt":"2019-06-11T08:47:09","slug":"comic-stories-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/comic-stories-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Comic stories #3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"shadow-img aligncenter wp-image-4785 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/awesome-ps-2.jpg\" alt=\"Photoshop and Illustrator\" width=\"1132\" height=\"487\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/awesome-ps-2.jpg 1132w, https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/awesome-ps-2-300x129.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/awesome-ps-2-768x330.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/awesome-ps-2-1024x441.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/awesome-ps-2-610x262.jpg 610w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1132px) 100vw, 1132px\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The Photoshop is 25 this year. Well, actually it is 38 but looks 25.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<hr \/>\n<blockquote><p>A man comes home. Sits at the computer and starts shouting at his wife:<br \/>\n&#8211; Did you do this?<br \/>\n&#8211; No, how could I?<br \/>\n&#8211; Did you?<br \/>\n&#8211; With whom?<br \/>\n&#8211; Tell me, did you do this?<br \/>\n&#8211; Well, it was just once with the neighbor&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; I asked if you changed the password to the network?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<span class=\"et_bloom_bottom_trigger\"><\/span>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Photoshop is 25 this year. Well, actually it is 38 but looks 25. A man comes home. Sits at the computer and starts shouting at his wife: &#8211; Did you do this? &#8211; No, how could I? &#8211; Did you? &#8211; With whom? &#8211; Tell me, did you do this? &#8211; Well, it was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":4461,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[159],"tags":[161],"class_list":["post-1172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humour","tag-humour"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1172"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1172\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4786,"href":"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1172\/revisions\/4786"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4461"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}