{"id":1147,"date":"2016-01-15T11:37:08","date_gmt":"2016-01-15T08:37:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/?p=1147"},"modified":"2018-04-13T13:58:03","modified_gmt":"2018-04-13T10:58:03","slug":"comic-stories-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/comic-stories-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Comic stories #2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone shadow-img size-medium wp-image-1148\" src=\"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/946b40ef79fbfc77c7292fa0fe4852131-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"946b40ef79fbfc77c7292fa0fe485213\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/946b40ef79fbfc77c7292fa0fe4852131-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/946b40ef79fbfc77c7292fa0fe4852131-321x214.jpg 321w, https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/946b40ef79fbfc77c7292fa0fe4852131-140x94.jpg 140w, https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/946b40ef79fbfc77c7292fa0fe4852131.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span data-sheets-value=\"[null,2,&quot;Criminal Chronicle:\\r\\n- Yesterday a famous spammer was killed. 300 million addresses are in the list of suspects.&quot;]\" data-sheets-userformat=\"[null,null,831,[null,0],[null,2,14281427],[null,[[null,2,0,null,null,[null,2,0]],[null,0,0,3],[null,1,0,null,1]]],[null,[[null,2,0,null,null,[null,2,0]],[null,0,0,3],[null,1,0,null,1]]],[null,[[null,2,0,null,null,[null,2,0]],[null,0,0,3],[null,1,0,null,1]]],[null,[[null,2,0,null,null,[null,2,0]],[null,0,0,3],[null,1,0,null,1]]],null,null,4,0]\">Criminal Chronicle:<br \/>\n&#8211; Yesterday a famous spammer was killed. 300 million addresses are in the list of suspects.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<hr \/>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span data-sheets-value=\"[null,2,&quot;A coder is standing by the window and closes and opens it. 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