{"id":1112,"date":"2016-01-09T21:17:55","date_gmt":"2016-01-09T18:17:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/?p=1112"},"modified":"2018-04-13T13:56:33","modified_gmt":"2018-04-13T10:56:33","slug":"comic-stories-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/comic-stories-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Comic stories #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-medium shadow-img wp-image-1130 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/g-w21-300x188.jpg\" alt=\"g+w2\" width=\"300\" height=\"188\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/g-w21-300x188.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/g-w21.jpg 620w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Do you know why Bing is searching so long?<br \/>\n&#8211; It is Googling!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<hr \/>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Wikipedia: I know everything!<br \/>\nGoogle: I&#8217;ll find everything!<br \/>\nFacebook: I know everyone!<br \/>\nInternet: Without me you are nothing!<br \/>\nElectricity: Well well!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<hr \/>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Perhaps one day Google will be improved so much, that on the request, &#8220;Where is the other sock?&#8221; you will get the answer:<br \/>\n&#8211; Under the bed, foolish!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<span class=\"et_bloom_bottom_trigger\"><\/span>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Do you know why Bing is searching so long? &#8211; It is Googling! Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I&#8217;ll find everything! Facebook: I know everyone! Internet: Without me you are nothing! Electricity: Well well! Perhaps one day Google will be improved so much, that on the request, &#8220;Where is the other sock?&#8221; you will [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":1130,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[159],"tags":[218,161],"class_list":["post-1112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humour","tag-comic","tag-humour"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1112"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1112\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2895,"href":"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1112\/revisions\/2895"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1130"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.protectimus.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}